Dog Humping and #DogBrowing

I read a hilarious post on A Whole Lot of Nothing©® which is brought to you by the Gorgeous Angie©® . AWholeLotofNothing.Net So Hilarious, read it! on #DogBrowing which is a fantastic new internet sensation like #planking and #farting! Well, tits starting out small. Butt I think it will grow. As soon as I saw Angie's post and her friend's pictures. I HAD to do it it to my dogs. Which was too much fun. 


Peanut


Spike (who is doing time for his back injury, hence a little surly) 


And Snowy who is blind, so she didn't even see it coming.




And after all of that, I have to share my awkward humping story cause it kind of fits:

Okay, I had the weirdest experience today. Boychild needed a bead for a necklace he's making for his friend that's a girl. So we went into a local, bizarre bead store for a soccer bead or charm. This place is crazy I've no idea how they stay in business. I've been there three times (I make my own Poughkeepsie bracelets swag, but this place is wayyy too expensive.) There beads are so overpriced, but if you just need one, it's the place to go. 

So anyway, we open the door. The place is empty. Of course. I walk in with the kids and we are attacked by two tiny, black poodles. Little balls of fur tumbling around, biting each other, looking for pets. Sounds fun right? Well girlchild was in heaven. Boychild gets to picking out his bead. 

That's when it get strange. The two poodles pause very often to engage in some humping. 

Girlchild says, "Look mom! They're dancing! Like the samba!" 

So she's chasing them around, they tumble in and out of my line of sight, about 80% of the time they're in porno mode. 

So the owner dude smiles at the humpers and says, "The boy has a mustache!" 

He calls the male dog, who looks up and god damn it, he's got a fire red porno 'stache. Then he proceeds to do the lubricated mamba again. I can't even explain how awkward it is to be in a store with humping poodles. Both are like five pounds. I'm trying to make small talk, girlchild is singing a song for the "dancers" and boychild quickly finds a charm and we buy it. (for $5!!!) Anyway I'm waiting to get my change back and the guy tells me the worst part. 

He goes, "Yeah, they are BROTHER AND SISTER." 

The humping dogs were siblings!!!!!! One has a mustache!!!!!!!! How weird is that? I don't even know what to say to that so I just sort of shrug and hurry the kids out of the store. So freaky. 

Amen.

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