Years ago in the bowels of fanfiction there was a story that was whispered about among friends. Infamous, really. Debra Anastasia wrote a story that no one else could ever dare to write. Not that anyone would really want to, but that’s beside the point. With its singular title, updates would flare up on Twitter --starting a feverish giggling. Gynazole.
It’s simply the worst story ever told. Actually, calling a story is a bit generous. It was to be endured and experienced much like a group pap smear or food poisoning. With friends.
And now it’s back.
Holy Crap. This damn story. I can’t even begin to tell you what a nightmare it is. Okay, I’ll try. There’s a sexy Pharmacist. Johnson Fitzwell is sexy looking, but his personality is like totally whack-a-do. But he is taken by this witch of a girl. She’s evil and she’s waiting for her 2-karat engagement ring.
And then his customer, actually his very first customer, happens to be this shy girl with a feminine prescription that needs to be filled. And Dove Glitch has to tell him all about lowering his goddamn voice. It’s a blow, he’s not going to lie, to his fragile new confidence as a medical professional.
From Dove’s side of things, she’s embarrassed about everything above her knees and below her belly button, but she really, really would like the Johnson to kiss her right on the lips. Either set.
She’s taken with him and he’s already taken. It’s the pits. When Dove defends Johnson in the most horrible, disgusting way in the center of a crowded restaurant, their tender, slightly tantric relationship is off to a galloping, farting start.
And you? The reader? Let me put it this way- each print copy will be dipped in Holy Water by my mom and glared at with pursed lips by my father. The infamy that exceeds its ridiculous reputation as The Story That Broke the Internet’s Balls is coming.
Fire Down Below.
Slap on your rubber gloves, turn to the left and cough. It’s time to fill your prescription. Anally.
Release Date: 2/28/15
The cover will be unearthed this weekend. Do you have all your shots? Then you can add Fire Down Below to your to-read list HERE
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***WARNING*** This story has Extreme Humor and VIVID Second-hand embarrassment*