FIRE DOWN BELOW COVER REVEAL!!!!!!

Fire Down Below is the first in the Gynazule Series.

Summary:

Dove Glitch is embarrassed about everything above her knees and below her belly button. When she has to fill a delicate, embarrassing prescription the last thing she needs is a sexy-as-hell (and brand spanking new) pharmacist behind the counter.

Johnson Fitzwell’s first day of his dream career also happens to coincide with the exact moment Dove needs her feminine meds filled. His glorious voice is way too loud–as in, he should be counting down the hits with Ryan Seacrest kind of loud. Thanks to Johnson’s handsome face and gorgeous jaw line, Dove dives headlong into her waking nightmare and asks for a vagina-scented cream.

How could she not fall for him? Dove's only active goal now is to get Johnson to kiss her right on the lips. Either set. However, his horrible girlfriend is one of many obstacles preventing her from making that fantasy a reality. When Dove defends Johnson in the most unhygienic, unconventionally gross way in the middle of a crowded restaurant, their tender, slightly tantric relationship is of to a galloping, farting start.

Each print copy of this book will be dipped in holy water by my mom, and glared at by my father as he purses his lips. Neither will help. So, drop your pants and turn to the left and cough. I hope you're not allergic to latex, because it’s time to fill your prescription. Anally.



Here’s where you can put Fire Down Below on your TBR list!
 

It will be released into the wild on 2/28/15

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(A huge thanks to Teresa Mummert and Author Jamie McGuire for having fun with me.)

(You will see the support from my amazing author friends as this night rolls on! So fun!)

BLOGGERS!! Sweet, sweet bloggers you know I love you. I have the most ridiculous event planned for you. If you've taken a TUMS you can sign up for an ARC of FIRE DOWN BELOW HERE https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1G7dV_vVvQ7Y5VWqMRoydsoMSJu_XuDo4pWnKWK5txrY/viewform

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