WHAT? FIRE IN THE HOLE IS LIVE??!! YUP!!

Welcome to my secret! Fire in the Hole was supposed to release this winter, but I snuck it out early on you!!

Crazy!!



So here's the details, Both Gynazule Series books are now LIVE for your kindle! I'm participating in Kindle Unlimited with both books as well, so they are free for KU users.

BUT!! If you aren't a member of KU, the eBooks are on sale for a tiny amount of time for .99¢ a piece!

We all know I have not a lick of sense.

Here's the summary for both books:

Fire Down Below (Gynazule #1) ON SALE .99¢


Dove Glitch is embarrassed about everything above her knees and below her belly button. When she has to fill a delicate, embarrassing prescription the last thing she needs is a sexy-as-hell (and brand spanking new) pharmacist behind the counter.

Johnson Fitzwell’s first day of his dream career also happens to coincide with the exact moment Dove needs her feminine meds filled. His glorious voice is way too loud–as in, he should be counting down the hits with Ryan Seacrest kind of loud. Thanks to Johnson’s handsome face and gorgeous jaw line, Dove dives headlong into her waking nightmare and asks for a vagina-scented cream.

How could she not fall for him? Dove's only active goal now is to get Johnson to kiss her right on the lips. Either set. However, his horrible girlfriend is one of many obstacles preventing her from making that fantasy a reality. When Dove defends Johnson in the most unhygienic, unconventionally gross way in the middle of a crowded restaurant, their tender, slightly tantric relationship is off to a galloping, farting start.

Each print copy of this book will be dipped in holy water by my mom, and glared at by my father as he purses his lips. Neither will help. So, drop your pants and turn to the left and cough. I hope you're not allergic to latex, because it’s time to fill your prescription. Anally.

Fire in the Hole (Gynazule #2)

by Debra Anastasia released 9/20/15 on SALE .99¢

Here’s what you, the brave reader, need to know. Fire Down Below has a sequel. I know; everyone’s super surprised that Amazon allowed me to keep the poop-your-pants book up all this time.

In Fire in the Hole, Dove’s sausage-loving neighbor has realized he’s wildly in love with her lurchingly awkward butt. Johnson is the pharmacist of her dreams until he tells her over Twitter—goddamnit—that he has plans with an ex-girlfriend.

Duke scrapes Dove off her apartment floor and takes her to his cousin’s wedding. As Pissboy and Cross-eyed Knockers tie the knot, Duke could just kick himself in the balls when he sees Johnson and Beth at the same venue driving Dove insane with jealousy.

Will Dove give up everything, even her self-esteem, to get Johnson’s johnson between her legs? Or will the scent of spiced meat inspire Dove to rip off Duke’s sausage-and-egg underwear forever?

Yup. I can publish this. No law against it… yet.


ON SALE for .99¢ for a super limited time. You deserve to laugh so hard you cry!
FREE FOR Kindle Unlimited USERS!!




Remember those hilarious anti-blurbs from all the indie rock star author, bloggers and readers? THEY'RE BACK!!

I'll be posting them all day long, but if you want to see them in one go, have a look:



Here are two more video ads for your enjoyment!



The cover (by Shannon Lumetta) for you:


The entire cover too:




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2 comments:

  1. Thanks for a such a great giveaway. But I cannot wait to read Fire In the Hole. I have never laughed so hard reading a book, but the FDB was just hilarious. :)

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